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    Village Hall Extension

    It is with great joy I wish to announce to you all that we have been offered a grant from the national lottery fund towards the refurbishment of our village hall at St Michael’s. We are returning the contract soon in agreement to this wonderful offer and hope building will begin as soon as the builder is able.

    My many thanks go to Eric Hudson, Pat Mutton and Stuart Plested for the hard work, many meetings and determination in getting the applications prepared. This didn’t happen overnight, almost 3 years!

    Thanks go to you all for your supporting events and activities which have helped raise funds along with a brilliant committee, who have all helped to match fund our final sum required. Well done to all, a little uplifting news in these very sad and worrying times.

    Ros Plested, chair.