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    St Michaels Village Coffee Morning

    St Michaels Village Hall Coffee Mornings are held on every third Friday of the month from 10am until 12 noon. £3 fee buys you a cup of tea or coffee and a slice of cake as well as a chance to relax in the very social environment.

    See you there!