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    Welcome To St Michaels Village Hall

    St Michael’s Village is a thriving parish, two miles from the town of Tenbury Wells, with the village hall at the centre of the community. St Michael’s ecclesiastical parish has over 160 houses covering the village of St Michael’s together with the areas  of Oldwood, Oldwood Common, Berrington, Berrington Green, Lower Berrington and a handful of houses in Little Hereford.

    The community is particularly active, and has a good camaraderie amongst its residents. There is always something going on in the village hall, and members, new and old, are always welcome.

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