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    Dates to be thinking of

    We have a very varied program of events in the village hall calendar again this year. One of our main purposes of course is to raise a little more funding to help with our plans for the refurbishment of the village hall.

    Open Gardens is planned for 6th/7th June midday to 5pm. Please start thinking of collecting any tombola gifts, plants, books, garden tools, furniture, crafts and any related garden items you think may be used.

    Beatle Fest is planned for Sunday 12th July when a series of wonderful instrumentalists, singers and bands will come together and perform Beatles music. Please can you look out for any memorabilia you may have and would be kind enough to lend to the village hall for display. Any photos, posters, souvenirs from those special days 50 years on. We are sure to have a great day!